Me? I'm a misfit.: Archive

Anonymous asked: I am dying to know... exactly how good does that pussy taste ;-)

Feb 27th

Anonymous asked: I'd submit nudes if I looked better naked.

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ryanafeagin asked: i'm not entirely sure, a friend mailed it to me in a package. i'll post a picture and you can tell me? hahah

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scoundrelvillain: dispetrichordia: scoundrelvillain: dispetrichordia: scoundrelvillain: WAY TOO MUCH SRIRACHA TO BURRITO RATIO. Never too much this is what I thought before my tongue lost all taste buds. They grow back… I’m unintentionally smoking my tongue. I am a dragon. Which in hindsight is a good thing. You were right…never too much. Hell yes.

Feb 27th

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scoundrelvillain: dispetrichordia: scoundrelvillain: WAY TOO MUCH SRIRACHA TO BURRITO RATIO. Never too much this is what I thought before my tongue lost all taste buds. They grow back…

Feb 27th

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scoundrelvillain: WAY TOO MUCH SRIRACHA TO BURRITO RATIO. Never too much

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Dear Allen, Should I believe everything I see on...

deerallen: Orb Ism Dear Orb, Where do I begin? You started your Dear Allen question so well. “Should I believe everything I see on TV?” Perfectly stated, poignant, and completely worthy of a well thought out answer. “Somebody once told me that all my generation knows, it learned from TV,” again excellent statement to support your question. Oh, but if only you had stopped here. “but I...

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I don't understand what is going on here other...

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I'm considering making a FAQ

I tend to get a lot of the same questions and I figure it would be helpful to everyone involved. Anyone have suggestions?

Feb 25th

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Well hai. You look amazing. ^_^ …Also. Main reason for this submit. I’m seriously considering having my tongue split. I’m not here to ask “ohmigosh how much did it hurt?”, but I’m wondering about how long it took to heal properly, and if it’s really impeded speech/eating much at all. Thank you :) The initial healing was around 8 days, but I spent...

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